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What's your favourite Julian quote?

Join me next week on 'Lets make no fu**ing sense' when I will be waxing an owl
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50%
Put down the pickle, we come in peace
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13%
I just chuntered along, then forgot to do anything else
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We didn't have sex did we?
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All you'd find under here is the FA Cup. My ears are shocking. They can get satellite TV
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23%
I am apparently cutey cute
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7%
A few ground rules - no bombing, no running, no petting, no diving and no inflatables. In fact, probably best to leave all swimming related activities until later
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7%
 
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Postby Jools » Sat Oct 14, 2006 4:26 pm

Mine would be pickle, but I bet I can guess the rest of yours
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Postby chatterbox » Sat Oct 14, 2006 8:38 pm

Ha Jools.... mine is the same as yours!!

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Postby ducatilady » Sun Oct 15, 2006 8:18 pm

You haven't included my favourite 'I'm not coming if its not rude!'
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Postby Hells » Mon Oct 16, 2006 1:36 am

I adore the FA Cup Quote. Bless him.
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Postby faeriequeen » Mon Oct 16, 2006 3:28 pm

It's gotta be the owl waxing! :lol:

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Postby ali2555 » Fri Jan 26, 2007 11:46 pm

lol they all make me laugh so much i just sat there reading them and laughed for about 10 mins even though ive heard them so many times........ i always feel strange laughing in a room on my own.
but yeah i had to go with the owl- the way he says it is .....luvly *drool*
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Postby LinkaNeo » Fri Mar 30, 2007 6:42 pm

I love the Owl quote. Yeah, "I'm not coming if it's not rude" is a great one. It should be there. =D
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Postby cello » Wed May 30, 2007 6:47 pm

Yes, I had to go for 'waxing' too, though 'pickle' and 'rude' are strong contenders.

There are so many corking Mac lines that are delivered so subtlely it's easy to miss them first time round. One favourite like that follows Guy when he butts in asking "Can you get a verucca on your penis?" and Mac replies, oh so quietly, "Never tried. Though normally I'm pretty good at party games."

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Postby cello » Wed May 30, 2007 6:54 pm

Sorry everyone for the unprovoked entry here. But some of you will have already guessed that I misread the last entry of Mar 30 for May 30. Doh!

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Postby spence » Wed May 30, 2007 9:01 pm

ducatilady wrote:You haven't included my favourite 'I'm not coming if its not rude!'


mine too R :D

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Postby goshandcrikey » Wed May 30, 2007 9:21 pm

I'm with ducati and spence love that line.

tried using it the other week while out one person got it the other 2 looked at me like I was mad. Me and my friend are now on a mission to use it everytime we're out until we find a man that understands it :D
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Postby Mac Valentine » Wed May 30, 2007 11:01 pm

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Postby jrt patch » Wed May 30, 2007 11:51 pm

well, I know it's from an ad, but how about:
slow digestive transit

Cracks me up every time......

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Postby goshandcrikey » Thu May 31, 2007 8:46 am

what ad is that from :?
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Postby ducatilady » Thu May 31, 2007 8:49 am

Don't worry Cello, this topic sort of fizzled out, there is a lot more that needs to be said on the subject! Any excuse to rewatch the GW video's is fine by me.
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Postby jrt patch » Thu May 31, 2007 1:43 pm

The ad was for activia yoghurt.

It was on Magic FM for a short while a few months ago. Haven't heard it for ages!

how can I vote on the polls? can't see how to do it. I'm sure it's bleeding obvious.....

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Postby ducatilady » Thu May 31, 2007 3:24 pm

At the top of this page just click in the white circle next to your favourite quote then click on the 'submit vote' button in the same area.
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